Thursday, April 19, 2012

Resto Druid Flatulence

     Kind of a disgusting title, I know, but it's fitting...

     I know it's Thursday and I usually do a transformation item, due to my weird love of alliteration, but I found this one the other day while wasting time in the Firelands, and I had to feature it.

     Today's item is freakin' expensive.  I mean it's absurd, even with the inflated value of dailies and what not out there to make money.  It'll cost you 3500g, and it's only available after you've opened up all the Firelands Dailies.  Ironically, as this expansion progresses forward, fewer and fewer people are out there doing the dailies.

     I'm talking about Mylune's Call.  Yes, it's from Mylune, that very same bunny-hugging cutesy little whackjob of a dryad in Hyjal.  Mylune's call is an on-use item with a rather long 50 minute cooldown.  As to why Blizzard didn't just go whole-hog and make it a clean hour, I'll never know.
     When using this little toy, however, you'll be treated with a burst of life around you, in the form of grass, pretty flowers, and of course, CUTE WIDDLE BUNNY WABBITS *cough* Ahem, sorry.  Mylune... yeah.  Weirdo.
     Like I said, you'll have to burn through the Firelands dailies pretty steadily in order to unlock this item, but I'm sure to the collectors of fun stuff, like myself, it'll be worth it.
     I'd like to see if anyone can put together a large enough group of people (either a supermassive, superactive guild or just enough random people) to try a unison mass healing of Eastern Plaguelands.  I realize it'll be nearly impossible to organize on most servers, especially given the cost of the item and the possibility for screwups, but if it can be done, do it!
    Also, if you can set up some sort of timing thing or something wherein a video could be made of someone racing through EPL as various players use Mylune's Call in succession, I think one could accomplish a pretty decent feat of cooperation and videography.
     I'm just dreaming, I know.  Still, try it.

     What the hell is with Mylune, anyways? That dryad is abso-freakin'-lutely nuts.

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