Fine. Hipster Hyperious is rearing his ugly head.
Mountain Dew had a promotion a long while back where you could get a Warbot pet and daily supplies of red and blue Warbot Fuel.
I had the pet before Blizzard made it available to everyone with the recent patch.
My bank alt still uses it because it's a bitchin' little robot. People see it and they whisper me with the OMGs and the begging and the worshipping of the exclusivity.
Enough griping. It's a cool pet, and now I can get more fuel.
However... If they ever make my Arcanite Ripper an item that can be bought with the gold equivalent of two cooking dailies and a quick five-man dungeon, be sure to check back here for a video clip of my head turning into a nuclear holocaust. There are some things I just can't bear...